Since it seems that I don't know I have PMS until my period shows up and then I look back and go "Ohhhhhhhh, that's what that's what was wrong with me." I am writing it down so maybe next time I'll know to go hide in a cave for a few days and leave my poor family alone.
Top Ten Signs I have PMS
10. I'm eating chocolate covered pretzels before 9 am.
9. I'm crying at the last scene in Little Miss Sunshine, a scene that usually makes my sides hurt from laughing. Hell, I'm crying at everything.
8. My husband and children are suddenly the most selfish people on the planet who can't seem to leave me alone for TWO SECONDS!!!!!!!!
7. I move like a pregnant yak.
6. I feel like a pregnant yak.
5. I'm eating chocolate covered pretzels at noon.
4. I have the grace of an elephant in stiletto heels.
3. I want to have sex all the time.
2. I don't ever want to have sex again.
1. It's 9 pm, the bag of chocolate covered pretzels is gone and I'm running out to the store to get more.
So, now you know what kind of day I'm having............................
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Add: burning meals and don't even think about trying to bake cookies and that is my list as well
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