Why is it that some months PMS is worse than others? This month for some reason I am neck deep in female hormones and my poor family is suffering for it. I am super snappy, wickedly weepy and horribly horny. I'm also dropping everything, totally clumsy, I can't focus, exhausted, I can't focus (oh, did I say that already......) and bloated up like a big fat blubbery whale. I dream about chocolate at night and chomp on it constantly all day. It's so bad this month if I didn't know better I would think I was pregnant.
I know I'm not telling any of my "readers" =} anything they don't know or experience. I just have to pound it all out on my keyboard. It's making me feel better somehow. Well, moment's gone. I think I'll go chug down some chocolate milk while I aimlessly roam around the house 1/2 accomplishing tasks.
My poor children, my poor husband. Now I know why tribal cultures sent their women to grass huts outside the village during that "time of the month". I used to think it was because they were bleeding and they didn't want the blood all over their huts. Now I realize it's because they are crazy. Being alone in a grass hut sounds pretty good right now. If I wasn't terrified of going through menopause I would take herbs or whatever to usher it in quickly. Unfortunately I have about 10 years (TEN YEARS) of this crap left. I hate being a girl.
Friday, October 10, 2008
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